Who Am I?

No please, I'd really like to know.

Especially since CD Baby distributed me to various websites under the name of a Justin James, who was a Canadian songwriter. He all of a sudden got to be an elite classical pianist, for having my name. Pretty cool huh?

Everybody I know asks me, when are your albums going to be sold by you again? I also emailed CD Baby. But haven't heard anything. Just official emails that sound like they care.

I guess I could always cash in the $1.25 that is sitting in my Spotify account from royalties of my first album. 2007 to now. $1.25. That would have bought a nice bag of mixed lollies back in the eighties.

So who da fuck knows brah! Next time I put out a classical CD, Imma call myself Daffy Duck and develop a huge lisp.